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Dennis “The King of America” Ryan has single handedly created professional wrestling and wrote every single song DMX ever made. Specializing in the art of becoming a Super Saiyan, he is bringing raw power and all the swag to the RB Clarion. With such achievements as defeating Cthulhu in a cage match, finishing the rubix cube from “Hellraiser”, beating Mega Man without using the special weapons, watching the Star Wars Holiday Special 3 times and defeating Shaq, Kobe, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Dennis Rodman, LeBron and every Harlem Globetrotter ever at once in a game of 21, he is splashing his flavor all over this newspaper and proving that the sauce is boss.   Dennis Ryan is a senior and is all new to Clarion this year. He can be reached at [email protected] and at various Yu-gi-oh tournaments sending nerds to the shadow realm.

Dennis Ryan, Staff Reporter

May 20, 2016
Summer Music Festivals Complete Guide (Story)
May 11, 2016
Revenge of the 80’s: The Other Things (Story)
Apr 27, 2016
Revenge of the 80’s: Gaming (Story)
Apr 20, 2016
Revenge of the 80’s: Movies & TV (Story)
Mar 08, 2016
The One With the Bad Reunion (Story)
Feb 22, 2016
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Bulldog Cheer Fights Through Sectionals (Story)
Feb 04, 2016
All Aboard the Bandwagon (Story)
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