Jette Pleasant
Editor-in-Chief
How many years have you been on staff?
Three
What is your fondest memory of Clarion?
It’s a tie between Lorenzo dancing and the rest of the Clarion Staff rocking out to the pokemon Christmas soundtrack.
If you could tell future editors of Clarion one thing what would it be?
Don’t be afraid to voice your opinions and ideas, never let anything make you believe that what you do does not make a difference, and (as I learned during my first year on clarion) never press backspace after having selected everything on your layout page.
Favorite thing about Clarion this year?
The new and improved Clarion web-site. Having all the power, Muah ha ha!
Who would win in a fight Mrs. Lopez or Mr. Mancoff?
Mr. Mancoff. A porcupine’s sharp spines can come in handy during a fight.
If Clarion had an unlimited budget what is one object you would buy?
A network of Clarion spies and photographers.
Have you ever abused your Clarion privileges, if so how?
Not really. Well…one time last year I accidentally broke the website (the ENTIRE website). I fixed it before anyone noticed though.
Who would win in a fight between the editors, and managers (Rigo, Brian, Bradley, Krug, Jette, Kate, or Dave)
Dave. After Playing all those videogames I’m sure he’s picked up a few fighting tactics.
What superhero would make the best reporter in your opinion, and why?
I would pick Spiderman. Peter Parker spent some time working as a photographer for a newspaper.
David Maslowski
Web Editor
How many years have you been on staff?
3
What is your fondest memory of Clarion?
Lorenzo being Lorenzo.
If you could tell future editors of Clarion one thing what would it be?
Coffee, Music, and failed innovations with the web is something you should get used to.
Favorite thing about Clarion this year?
Stealing Rigo’s pick in the draft and the speakers.
Who would win in a fight Mrs. Lopez or Mr. Mancoff?
Ms. Lopez because Dancoff wouldn’t even show up.
If Clarion had an unlimited budget what is one object you would buy?
I would buy a full out kitchen and our own printing press. That way we could have Clarion Cookouts and be able to go to press when ever we wanted.
Have you ever abused you Clarion privileges, if so how?
When I was media manager I would tell my teacher that I was suppose to get out of my 7th period class early so I could “take pictures” of assemblies, when I was really just supposed to go at the regular time.
Who would win in a fight between the editors, and managers (Rigo , Brain, Bradley, Krug, Jette, Kate, or Dave)
Me of course.
What superhero would make the best reporter in your opinion, and why?
Batman of course, he would be able to go undercover and get us the scope on crime and his alter ego Bruce Wayne would be able to buy us whatever we wanted.
Rigo Reyes
Design Editor
How many years have you been on staff?
Four
What is your fondest memory of Clarion?
Evan Munch scolding me for not being productive.
If you could tell future editors of Clarion one thing what would it be?
Partake in Clarion Fantasy leagues, they are loads of fun.
Favorite thing about Clarion this year?
Getting to do more layout and all of the new staff members.
Who would win in a fight Mrs. Lopez or Mr. Mancoff?
I don’t know, but I assume that they are fighting for my affection.
If Clarion had an unlimited budget what is one object you would buy?
A yacht. It wouldn’t help us report the news, but we could throw some sweet parties.
Have you ever abused your Clarion privileges, if so how?
Everyday, its what I do. I’m not giving away my secrets.
Who would win a fight between the editors, and managers( Rigo, Brian, Bradley, Krug, Jette, Kate, or Dave)
Kate, everyone knows she has the right hook of Kimbo Slice and she can crush us all.
What superhero would make the best reporter in your opinion and why?
The Flash. If we have to get an interview or picture he can do it faster than anybody else. I would make him run to Colombia and get me coffee everyday.
Kate Abbatacola
Content Editor 
How many years have you been on staff?
3
What is your fondest memory of Clarion?
Sophomore year, Singing along to “Closing Time” on the last day of the school year.
If you could tell future reporters of Clarion one thing what would it be?
Get your Clari-on!
Favorite thing about Clarion this year?
Our crazy, hilarious staff.
Who would win in a fight Mrs. Lopez or Mr. Mancoff?
They’re too nice, they would never be fighting
If Clarion had an unlimited budget what is one object you would buy
A light up Clarion sign for our door.
Have you ever abused your Clarion privileges, if so how?
Hmmm…
Who would win a fight between the editors, and managers (Rigo, Brian, Bradley, Krug, Jette, Kate, or Dave)
Me, of Course
What superhero would make the best reporter in your opinion, and why?
Superman, because his secret identity Clark Kent is already a reporter!
Alex Krug
Public Relations Manager
How many years have you been on staff?
4
What is your fondest memory of Clarion?
Nothing compares to the epic fights between Weee, and the entire 2007-2009 staff
If you could tell future editors of Clarion one thing what would it be?
I tell them to come in with their guns-a-blazin’
Favorite thing about Clarion this year?
I’m enjoying how easy it is to access and publish stories online, and my swagger posters.
Who would win in a fight Mrs. Lopez or Mr. Mancoff?
Not gonna lie Morcubine Porcupine would be unleashed and Dancoff would dominate. That would then be followed by a celebratory game of cranium, in which all I got were humdingers.
Bradley Wilson
Media Manager 
How many years have you been on staff?
2!
What is your fondest memory of Clarion?
Earning last years editors approval by baking them cookies!
If you could tell future editors of Clarion one thing what would it be?
You better Win!
Favorite thing about Clarion this year?
“Each Angel holds a symbol of Christ suffering and death” From the Clarion Printer!
Who would win in a fight Mrs. Lopez or Mr. Mancoff?
Lorenzo would probably figure out a way to appear and beat them both!
If Clarion had an unlimited budget what is one object you would buy?
A Clarion Luxury Helicopter with full reporting features and of course a pitch meeting hot tub!
Who would win in a fight between the editors, and managers (Rigo, Brian, Bradley, Krug, Jette, Kate, or Dave)
Jette would finally flip and unleash her inner power!
What superhero would make the best reporter in your opinion, and why?
Spiderman duh, have you seen his pictures!?
Brian Wilson
Layout Manager
How many years have you been on staff?
1 ½
What is you fondest Memory of Clarion?
Meeting BuckRider.
If you could tell future editors of Clarion one thing what would it be?
To remain “Free of Bull, and Full of Bulldogs”.
Favorite thing about Clarion this year?
Digest Hard copies, rather than themed issues.
Who would win in a fight Ms. Lopez or Mr. Mancoff
Mancoff because he is the Da Mancoff.
Section Managers
Charlie Morrissey – NEWS
Eddie Morrissey – SPORTS
Megan Welch – FEATURES
Anthony Scianna – ENTERTAINMENT
Joe Sauer/Jason Flam – OPINION
Staff Reporters
Vince Arvis
Mike Hansa
Mark McDonagh
Ethan Gallegos
Ian Pruett-Jones
Ryan Chodora
Ted Radek
Madison Powers
Danielle Sanchez
Nick Kirkines
David Skowronski
George Suchy
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