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Galen Alaks

Galen Alaks, Co Editor-in-Chief

Baked Alaksa

1 cup of dorkiness

Two cups of mismatched socks

1/2 cup of editor-in-chief

Twelve cups of spaghetti

A pinch of anxiety

Four tablepoons of plaid

One pair of glasses

Two tablespoons of nerdiness

Heck, four more cups of anxiety

One cup of love of bunnies

A touch of basil (optional)

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl. Shape into a semi-human figure. Keep frozen. DO NOT open the refrigerator. If you do, the Baked Alaksa will begin to attempt co-running a school newspaper. Keep out of reach of bunnies. Add a dash of sass for a spicier flavor.  DO NOT CONSUME: too consumed with itself. To contact a finished product, email [email protected].

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Students share with us their reactions to the presidential election.

RBHS students reaction to Trump’s election

Galen Alaks, Co Editor-In-Chief
November 10, 2016
The band practices.

RB Band Prepares For Festival

Galen Alaks, Editor in Chief
October 6, 2016
RB students, teachers, and administrators dressed in their crazy blue and white.

The wild blue (and white) yonder

Galen Alaks, Co Editor In Chief
September 23, 2016
Students dressing in college gear for spirit week.

Stratospheric schools

Galen Alaks, Co Editor in Chief
September 21, 2016
Students dress in matching outfits for twin day.

Double eclipse

Galen Alaks, Co Editor In Chief
September 20, 2016
Students celebrate Pajama Day for RBs homecoming spirit week.

Comfy in the clouds

Galen Alaks, Co Editor in Chief
September 19, 2016
Math Team members use practice sheets such as these to prepare for competitions.

Math Team victories add up

Galen Alaks, Web Editor
April 5, 2016
The signup for the blood drive.

Driving for a good cause

Galen Alaks, Web Editor
February 19, 2016
The Model UN works in researching Lisutu.

RB takes on the world

Galen Alaks, Web Editor
January 29, 2016
Do you remember the headline from last year? Get in the action!

Do you love yourselfie?

Galen Alaks, Web Editor
January 20, 2016
Recently, the AP United States and AP European History tests have been rewritten.

Teaching a new test

Galen Alaks, Web Editor
November 23, 2015

Crashing the party

Galen Alaks, Layout Editor
April 9, 2015
Biology teacher Jame Holt works with students in the early years of SEE team doing water quality testing.  Visit Clarions interactive timeline to see other memories of the team.

Now you SEE it, now you don’t

Galen Alaks, Layout Editor
March 24, 2015

A curse you want to get

Galen Alaks, Layout Editor
March 9, 2015
Chris and Senior Robbie Filec talk to each other.

The youngest Bulldog

Galen Alaks, Layout Editor
February 26, 2015

Cutting class

Galen Alaks, Staff Reporter
November 18, 2014
Unfettered screen time in school and at home.  Is that such a good thing?

Chromebooks, will we be spared?

Galen Alaks, Staff Reporter
September 26, 2014
Decals like these are available for purchase through the PTO for all RB activities.

Sticking with your clubs

Galen Alaks, Staff Reporter
September 5, 2014
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