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Jackson Hilpp
Jackson, every Tuesday on a Friday, likes to rip his ears off and listen to the shriek of the rooster that does not exist while clapping with one hand while not clapping. At the same time as not doing all those things he rips both of his arms off with both hands and does a pull up with his arms while calculating the final digit of pi, dividing the result by 0, while eating himself out of existence and then coming back to life and becomes Arnold Schwarzenegger and relives the entire process for 100r783986827489236172986270942369857120984698327908216894217984 years. Jackson's email is [email protected]

Jackson Hilpp, Staff Reporter

Oct 17, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#8): Squares Be Angry, Yo! (Story)
Oct 12, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#7): HI, BUGGY MAYS HERE! (Story)
Oct 10, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#6): All Of The Alcohols Will Be Drank (Story)
Oct 10, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#5): Smoking Out Of Your Eyes…Like A Boss! (Story)
Oct 05, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#4): Ah yes…Indiana Jones references… (Story)
Oct 04, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#3): Oh Sno You Don’t! (Story)
Sep 28, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#2): A Little Insanity Goes A Long Way! (Story)
Sep 28, 2017
Jackson Hilpp (Photo)
Sep 26, 2017
Bizarre Buggies (#1): All’s Fair In Buggy And War! (Story)
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