Woodrow Wilson
Wilson, who is probably best known for trying to keep the US out of World War 1, was a terrible racist, who made too many vulgar comments about black people in his life to pick just one. So yeah, I won’t mind beating Woodrow Wilson up, and I should have no trouble doing so since he was in generally poor health throughout his life, and especially during his Presidency after he suffered a stroke which left him bedridden for his final year in the oval office; easy win.
James Monroe
I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t know much about James Monroe before taking on this project, and if you had asked me last week, I would have guessed I could beat him in a fight. Unfortunately, my guess could hardly be more wrong. Monroe was an even 6 feet tall, and after growing up on a farm, he served in the Revolutionary War, in which he fought alongside George Washington, and was injured at the battle of Trenton. On top of the fact that he was a hardened War Veteran who stood three inches taller than me, Monroe was only 59 when he took office, so sadly I’ll lose this one.