2017-2018 Staff

Tyler Fischer

Staff Reporter

Tyler Fischer is a god. His knowledge of everything is extensive, but his knowledge of music is endless. He listens to things like, but not limited to, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, The Grateful Dead, Green Day, Pink Floyd, Da...

Bridget Maher

Staff Reporter

Bridget Maher grew up in Derry, Maine during the time that Billy Denbrough and his gang the Losers Club had been fighting off the killer clown they called, “it”.  She did promise them she’d be back just incase it came back,...

Madison Heninger

Staff Reporter

Madi 'shark boy' Heninger may seem to be a normal sophomore at RBHS, but she is quite the contrary. She is actually a ghost who spends her time reading, painting, and writing for the Clarion. The thing Madi loves the most are...

Audrey Pekny

Staff Reporter

sweater enthusiast. thats about all i got. want to talk about sweaters or other less important matters? [email protected] (emails about sweaters get priority)

Jacob Rogoz

Staff Reporter

I am Jacob Rogoz. My favorite number is 7. My inspiration is Kevin Spacey. You can reach me at, [email protected]

Dylan Drews

Staff Reporter

Drafted by the Chicago Bears in the second round of the NFL draft, I looked to make an immediate impact. I'm the fastest player that this team will ever see. I played for the Bears for eight years. I am still the only player ever...

Gabrielle Tarrant

Staff Reporter

Future Clarion sponsor of the 2023/2024 school year, #watchoutHelgeson                     Email me bro @[email protected]  

Greg Boswell

Staff Reporter

There are only two seasons: winter, and baseball. To throwing no hitters like Nolan Ryan, hitting grand slams like Alex Rodriguez, stealing bases like Ichiro Suzuki, making great plays in the field like Brooks Robinson. Greg can...

John Shay

Staff Reporter

A list of stupid article ideas you should never write about! Harambe... never write about Harambe The Kardashians... they are never relevant Those new fashion statements that are either really offensive or really irrel...

Ariana Porras

Series Editor

Earth, water, fire, air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him...

Olivia Rogoz

Staff Reporter

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give...

Mia Donnamario

Public Relations Editor

lol hmu [email protected]

Sarah Strubbe

Staff Reporter

To Sarah Strubbe, justice is blind. As a child, she was in a freak accident chemical spill that resulted in the loss of her sight. This gave her superhuman senses that enabled to see the world in a unique and powerful way. Afte...

Taylor Kosiak

Staff Reporter

Taylor Kosiak is a spy. She is currently on a highly classified mission. Taylor has been in deep cover as a sleeper agent for 209,287 years. She has been tracking the evil mastermind Marc Helgeson and leader of an organization...

Che'mari Kent

Staff Reporter

Che'mari /shay-mar-ree/ noun A future news anchor or radio / television personality, a princess, the only child, spends all her money on food, lipgloss, sunglasses and pampering herself. She cherishes her two year old morkie. ...

DJ Degand

Staff Reporter

I'm just gonna put this writing here to make myself look like a hard worker, even though I was totally unprepared to write this bio.       Contact at [email protected]

Tyler Miller

Staff Reporter

Tyler Miller recently joined the Clarion staff this year, after graduating from Komarek in 2017. Including bringing three years of newspaper and journalism experience from middle school, he has also brought his love of writin...

Tatum Bruno

Project Editor

About Tatum: "Outstanding Gentlewomen" - New York Times "She is fabulously funny" - Washington Post "My hero" - Marc Helgeson "A crafting goddess" - Sun times "She is my phone background" - Mom Her new movie, crafting and co...

Ricardo Trinidad

Staff Reporter

Ricky is a defender who plays on the FC Barcelona team. He lives in Barcelona Spain and plays at the camp nou stadium. He plays next to Pique and Umtiti. On his free time he hangs out with his all time favorite player Carles Puyol....

Szymon Stoklosa

Staff Reporter

Wuz poppin   You can contact ya boi Szymon Stoklosa at [email protected]

BreAnna Celestin

Staff Reporter

BreAnna loves to hang out with her friends and watch scary movies. She believes that you should live your life to the fullest and have no regrets. Time passes by quickly so enjoy the memories you create. BreAnna considers herself...

Sam Reich

Staff Reporter

Hi I'm Sam, I love bats, and here's the story of Eric the Half Bee: Customer: Hello, I would like to buy a fish license, please. Shopkeeper: A what? C: A license for my pet fish, Eric. S: How did you know my name was Eric? C:...

Azucena Gama

Staff Reporter

Azucena Gama is a freshman at RBHS, but when she’s not writing for Clarion or quickly finishing up homework so she can watch Modern Family, she is a professional Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream taste tester, besides the fact ...

Jackson Hilpp

Staff Reporter

Jackson, every Tuesday on a Friday, likes to rip his ears off and listen to the shriek of the rooster that does not exist while clapping with one hand while not clapping. At the same time as not doing all those things he rips...

Michael Fanta

Staff Reporter

Before you see Michael’s bio, you will see his terrible picture.  Why are all of his pictures so bad?  Who knows?   The camera gods are never kind to him... but that’s not what you came for.  You came to read his bio...

Zackary Schejbal

Staff Reporter

Life in a COD veteran by Zackary Schejbal Narrator: Zackary had been to the bleach store to be cleansed. Some raging 5 year old squeakers annoyed him, and the great COD veteran fell into blind rage. Now Zackary was as good a...

Ella Riseman

Staff Reporter

The aspiring artist, Ella Riseman, is a very elusive creature. Her natural habitat is in her bedroom, where she constantly draws with no thought of stopping. The life force of her is unlike many other creatures. Oreo's and Ruffles...

Kellie Halvey

Staff Reporter

Kellie Halvey is a very busy person, she has lots to do in her life inside and outside of school. Although she is very busy she still enjoys the simple things in life, like food. One of her favorite foods is potatoes. She loves ho...

Joanna Vera

staff reporter

Joanna Vera is just your average teenager, right? WRONG! She's in a class by day, but at night when no one knows where she is shes doing extremely dangerous spy work with the coolest spy center in the world!! Creeping around...

Shalah Russell

Staff Reporter

Contrary to popular belief her name is pronounced shay-luh. Not Shilah, not Sheila, not Sha-laah. Just Shalah. Anyways, do you want to get to know Ms. Russell more? Well you should (duh). She's probably one of the littest people y...

Tyler Kelstrom

Staff Reporter

Tyler Kelstrom is a freshman. This is his first year in Clarion and he is very excited. He enjoys sports, singing, and collecting shoes.  If you want to contact him, you can reach him at [email protected]

Emily Gately

Staff Reporter

Whose page is this I think I know.   Her profile is on the Clarion though;   You will see me posting here   To watch the Clarion fill up with articles.   Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?   Clarion art pr...

Emma Pizana

Staff Reporter

Goul, a fictional monster or evil spirit associated with graveyards and consuming flesh also feared by Charlie Kelly

Tim Buckley

Staff Reporter

Tim Buckley, a senior, is very excited for the year ahead. This is the first time in his 17 year life experience when he finally leaves his personal landfill that they call “Tim’s Room”. While he spends so much time in his r...

Vivian Marina Piña


Vivian Marina Piña started out as a farmboy on Tatooine. She grew up on a moisture farm with her Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen. Her life changed forever when her uncle purchased two droids that carried plans to the Imperial Death Sta...

Gabby Gilhooley

Staff Reporter

Gabby Gilhooley is a  senior at RBHS. She runs track at and  is in a lot of clubs like Best Buddies, AST and Student Association. She loves her life and lives it to the fullest.   Gabby hopes one day to live in California and...

Emilia Gonzalez

Staff Reporter

She is allergic to fall leaves. If she is across the room, and her shoulder is too far to tap, feel free to reach Emilia at [email protected]

Joy Greco

Media Editor

After years of study leading to her perfect scores on the O.W.L exam and the N.E.W.T at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Joy Greco was granted Ph.Ds in Transfiguration, charms, divination, and potions. As a truly exceptional...

Kenna Howorth

Story Editor

Kenna Howorth is renowned as the best journalist ever. She is a master bubble wrap player and she has played in front of thousands of audiences across her home country, Great Britain. Although she is always ready to bust out a s...

Rahim Kouferidji

Sports Editor

Rahim "The Dream" Kouferidji is entering his second year in Clarion. He is now a Sports Editor, so everyone must now bow down to him. You can reach your leader at [email protected]

Evan Moyer

Staff Reporter

From an avid music collector to guitars, basses, and trumpets, this is the life of Evan Moyer. He travels the lands of Middle Earth with his uncle Bilbo, befriending a wizard and battling orcs along the way. Hanging with some of t...

Hailey Paisker

Staff Photographer

Hailey Paisker is a bite-sized nugget. She looks like a snack, but she’s not meant to be eaten. She usually eats shrimp, nuggets, and potatoes. As the saying goes, “you are what you eat”. If you wish to contact Hail...

Keeley Scalise

Series Editor

Keeley Scalise may look like your typical, gorgeous RB junior, but trust me, that is not what she actually looks like. Last year, Keeley had facial reconstruction surgery, and even changed her name! She used to be named Jennifer L...

Jessica Whigam

Story Editor

Jessie Whigam, best friend of Christina Yang, wife of Derek Shepherd, and the nation's best general surgeon (after 3:05 of course). During the hours of 7:30-3:05, Jessie goes to school at Riverside Brookfield as a junior. Jessie...

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