2017-2018 Staff
Tyler Fischer
Staff Reporter
Tyler Fischer is a god. His knowledge of everything is extensive, but his knowledge of music is endless. He listens to things like, but not limited to, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, The Grateful Dead, Green Day, Pink Floyd, Da...
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Bridget Maher
Staff Reporter
Bridget Maher grew up in Derry, Maine during the time that Billy Denbrough and his gang the Losers Club had been fighting off the killer clown they called, “it”. She did promise them she’d be back just incase it came back,...
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Madison Heninger
Staff Reporter
Madi 'shark boy' Heninger may seem to be a normal sophomore at RBHS, but she is quite the contrary. She is actually a ghost who spends her time reading, painting, and writing for the Clarion. The thing Madi loves the most are...
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Audrey Pekny
Staff Reporter
sweater enthusiast. thats about all i got. want to talk about sweaters or other less important matters? [email protected] (emails about sweaters get priority)
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Jacob Rogoz
Staff Reporter
I am Jacob Rogoz. My favorite number is 7. My inspiration is Kevin Spacey. You can reach me at, [email protected]
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Dylan Drews
Staff Reporter
Drafted by the Chicago Bears in the second round of the NFL draft, I looked to make an immediate impact. I'm the fastest player that this team will ever see. I played for the Bears for eight years. I am still the only player ever...
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Gabrielle Tarrant
Staff Reporter
Future Clarion sponsor of the 2023/2024 school year, #watchoutHelgeson Email me bro @[email protected]
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Greg Boswell
Staff Reporter
There are only two seasons: winter, and baseball. To throwing no hitters like Nolan Ryan, hitting grand slams like Alex Rodriguez, stealing bases like Ichiro Suzuki, making great plays in the field like Brooks Robinson. Greg can...
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John Shay
Staff Reporter
A list of stupid article ideas you should never write about! Harambe... never write about Harambe The Kardashians... they are never relevant Those new fashion statements that are either really offensive or really irrel...
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Ariana Porras
Series Editor
Earth, water, fire, air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him...
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Olivia Rogoz
Staff Reporter
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give...
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Sarah Strubbe
Staff Reporter
To Sarah Strubbe, justice is blind. As a child, she was in a freak accident chemical spill that resulted in the loss of her sight. This gave her superhuman senses that enabled to see the world in a unique and powerful way. Afte...
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Taylor Kosiak
Staff Reporter
Taylor Kosiak is a spy. She is currently on a highly classified mission. Taylor has been in deep cover as a sleeper agent for 209,287 years. She has been tracking the evil mastermind Marc Helgeson and leader of an organization...
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Che'mari Kent
Staff Reporter
Che'mari /shay-mar-ree/ noun A future news anchor or radio / television personality, a princess, the only child, spends all her money on food, lipgloss, sunglasses and pampering herself. She cherishes her two year old morkie. ...
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DJ Degand
Staff Reporter
I'm just gonna put this writing here to make myself look like a hard worker, even though I was totally unprepared to write this bio. Contact at [email protected]
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Tyler Miller
Staff Reporter
Tyler Miller recently joined the Clarion staff this year, after graduating from Komarek in 2017. Including bringing three years of newspaper and journalism experience from middle school, he has also brought his love of writin...
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Tatum Bruno
Project Editor
About Tatum: "Outstanding Gentlewomen" - New York Times "She is fabulously funny" - Washington Post "My hero" - Marc Helgeson "A crafting goddess" - Sun times "She is my phone background" - Mom Her new movie, crafting and co...
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Ricardo Trinidad
Staff Reporter
Ricky is a defender who plays on the FC Barcelona team. He lives in Barcelona Spain and plays at the camp nou stadium. He plays next to Pique and Umtiti. On his free time he hangs out with his all time favorite player Carles Puyol....
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Szymon Stoklosa
Staff Reporter
Wuz poppin You can contact ya boi Szymon Stoklosa at [email protected]
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BreAnna Celestin
Staff Reporter
BreAnna loves to hang out with her friends and watch scary movies. She believes that you should live your life to the fullest and have no regrets. Time passes by quickly so enjoy the memories you create. BreAnna considers herself...
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Sam Reich
Staff Reporter
Hi I'm Sam, I love bats, and here's the story of Eric the Half Bee: Customer: Hello, I would like to buy a fish license, please. Shopkeeper: A what? C: A license for my pet fish, Eric. S: How did you know my name was Eric? C:...
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Azucena Gama
Staff Reporter
Azucena Gama is a freshman at RBHS, but when she’s not writing for Clarion or quickly finishing up homework so she can watch Modern Family, she is a professional Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream taste tester, besides the fact ...
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Jackson Hilpp
Staff Reporter
Jackson, every Tuesday on a Friday, likes to rip his ears off and listen to the shriek of the rooster that does not exist while clapping with one hand while not clapping. At the same time as not doing all those things he rips...
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Michael Fanta
Staff Reporter
Before you see Michael’s bio, you will see his terrible picture. Why are all of his pictures so bad? Who knows? The camera gods are never kind to him... but that’s not what you came for. You came to read his bio...
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Zackary Schejbal
Staff Reporter
Life in a COD veteran by Zackary Schejbal Narrator: Zackary had been to the bleach store to be cleansed. Some raging 5 year old squeakers annoyed him, and the great COD veteran fell into blind rage. Now Zackary was as good a...
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Ella Riseman
Staff Reporter
The aspiring artist, Ella Riseman, is a very elusive creature. Her natural habitat is in her bedroom, where she constantly draws with no thought of stopping. The life force of her is unlike many other creatures. Oreo's and Ruffles...
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Kellie Halvey
Staff Reporter
Kellie Halvey is a very busy person, she has lots to do in her life inside and outside of school. Although she is very busy she still enjoys the simple things in life, like food. One of her favorite foods is potatoes. She loves ho...
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Joanna Vera
staff reporter
Joanna Vera is just your average teenager, right? WRONG! She's in a class by day, but at night when no one knows where she is shes doing extremely dangerous spy work with the coolest spy center in the world!! Creeping around...
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Shalah Russell
Staff Reporter
Contrary to popular belief her name is pronounced shay-luh. Not Shilah, not Sheila, not Sha-laah. Just Shalah. Anyways, do you want to get to know Ms. Russell more? Well you should (duh). She's probably one of the littest people y...
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Tyler Kelstrom
Staff Reporter
Tyler Kelstrom is a freshman. This is his first year in Clarion and he is very excited. He enjoys sports, singing, and collecting shoes. If you want to contact him, you can reach him at [email protected]
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Emily Gately
Staff Reporter
Whose page is this I think I know. Her profile is on the Clarion though; You will see me posting here To watch the Clarion fill up with articles. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Clarion art pr...
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Emma Pizana
Staff Reporter
Goul, a fictional monster or evil spirit associated with graveyards and consuming flesh also feared by Charlie Kelly
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Tim Buckley
Staff Reporter
Tim Buckley, a senior, is very excited for the year ahead. This is the first time in his 17 year life experience when he finally leaves his personal landfill that they call “Tim’s Room”. While he spends so much time in his r...
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Vivian Marina Piña
Editor-in-Chief
Vivian Marina Piña started out as a farmboy on Tatooine. She grew up on a moisture farm with her Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen. Her life changed forever when her uncle purchased two droids that carried plans to the Imperial Death Sta...
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Gabby Gilhooley
Staff Reporter
Gabby Gilhooley is a senior at RBHS. She runs track at and is in a lot of clubs like Best Buddies, AST and Student Association. She loves her life and lives it to the fullest. Gabby hopes one day to live in California and...
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Emilia Gonzalez
Staff Reporter
She is allergic to fall leaves. If she is across the room, and her shoulder is too far to tap, feel free to reach Emilia at [email protected]
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Joy Greco
Media Editor
After years of study leading to her perfect scores on the O.W.L exam and the N.E.W.T at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Joy Greco was granted Ph.Ds in Transfiguration, charms, divination, and potions. As a truly exceptional...
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Kenna Howorth
Story Editor
Kenna Howorth is renowned as the best journalist ever. When she is not travelling around the world looking for a good SCOOP, she is on strict business of founding and running the Sadiel Sanchez Fan Club. She is a master bubbl...
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Rahim Kouferidji
Sports Editor
Rahim "The Dream" Kouferidji is entering his second year in Clarion. He is now a Sports Editor, so everyone must now bow down to him. You can reach your leader at [email protected]
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Evan Moyer
Staff Reporter
From an avid music collector to guitars, basses, and trumpets, this is the life of Evan Moyer. He travels the lands of Middle Earth with his uncle Bilbo, befriending a wizard and battling orcs along the way. Hanging with some of t...
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Hailey Paisker
Staff Photographer
Hailey Paisker is a bite-sized nugget. She looks like a snack, but she’s not meant to be eaten. She usually eats shrimp, nuggets, and potatoes. As the saying goes, “you are what you eat”. If you wish to contact Hail...
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Keeley Scalise
Series Editor
Keeley Scalise may look like your typical, gorgeous RB junior, but trust me, that is not what she actually looks like. Last year, Keeley had facial reconstruction surgery, and even changed her name! She used to be named Jennifer L...
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Jessica Whigam
Story Editor
Jessie Whigam, best friend of Christina Yang, wife of Derek Shepherd, and the nation's best general surgeon (after 3:05 of course). During the hours of 7:30-3:05, Jessie goes to school at Riverside Brookfield as a sophomore. Jessie...
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