Franklin Pierce

Pierce is often remembered as one of our worst Presidents, as he was unable to do anything to alleviate the tension caused by slavery, thus contributing to the Civil War. While Pierce was an inch taller than me, and did serve in the Mexican-American War, he was marred by several respiratory ailments during his Presidency, and was also known to be an alcoholic. Since he’d probably be seeing three of me during the fight my odds immediately go up, but Pierce might have a chance if he picked the right one. However, I do believe I’d win this fight, and Pierce, who was known for being extremely polite might even thank me for beating him up.