James Buchanan

Buchanan was likely the worst of our 47 Presidents, and much like he did nothing as Southern States seceded at the end of his Presidency, I expect him to do nothing in this fight. Buchanan was near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other, which gave him vision problems and caused him to cock his head awkwardly down and to the left, this certainly won’t help in our fight.. In addition to this, Buchanan was already 66 when he took office, and drank quite heavily, which would surely impair him despite observations that he held his liquor very well. So I’ll win this fight, and the loss may sting a little bit more for Buchanan than the other Presidents I beat, as he’s the only one without a wife to comfort him.