Joe Biden

Liam Mathews, Editor-in-chief

Finally I get an easy fight. Biden has enough trouble remembering his own name, and I can hardly imagine him being capable of fighting me or anyone else for that matter. I might just blow air in his general direction or blast some Playboi Carti really loud, because I think Biden is the only President I may seriously injure in a real fistfight.

P.S if you are a secret service member reading this: I HAVE NO INTENTION OF HURTING JOE BIDEN THIS IS ALL JOKES. Thanks very much just wanna be safe.