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William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft was a large man. A very large man. I cannot stress this enough, Taft was large. He stood 6 feet 2 inches tall during his Presidency, weighing a whopping 332 pounds. So yea, he was a big dude. I’d like to say I’m in good enough, and he in poor enough shape that I would win this fight easily, but regardless of his physical condition, the man was quite literally twice my size. Maybe I could jump on Taft’s back and get him in a chokehold, but if he got his hands on me I fear I’d be helpless to free myself, and if I happened to lose my footing all he’d have to do is sit on me and I’d tap out, so I’ll say Taft wins this one.

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