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Jackson, every Tuesday on a Friday, likes to rip his ears off and listen to the shriek of the rooster that does not exist while clapping with one hand...
Jackson, every Tuesday on a Friday, likes to rip his ears off and listen to the shriek of the rooster that does not exist while clapping with one hand...
Zackary Schejbal • Oct 18, 2017 at 10:28 am
Kid: I play Pokemon GO with my fidget spinner! I’m dat boi!
Me: SHUT IT!!!!!! *spontaneously combusts*
Zackary Schejbal • Oct 18, 2017 at 10:25 am
Me on ROBLOX when kids try to act cool with their “fidget spinners” looking to get on girls as priority #1, I want to explode in disgust by them. Wouldn’t you agree?