Krispy Kreme: Doughnuts of the Gods

Krispy Kreme: Doughnuts of the Gods

Zach Hundrieser, Staff Reporter

There are few foods in our lifetimes that can build a reputation like Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have. If you don’t know, Krispy Kreme is a chain of stores that sell donuts, like Dunkin’ Donuts. They also sell boxes of doughnuts inside grocery stores like Tony’s or Walmart. However, Dunkin’ Donuts’ doughnuts are cat turds compared to Krispy Kreme’s doughnuts.

America runs on Dunkin’? No way. America sprints on Krispy Kreme.

Throughout my life, people have raved to me about these Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and how magnificent and amazing they are. Well guess what, they are. For the first time, I tried some the other day. I went down to the local grocery store, picked up a box, and went on home. When I got home, my mother advised me to microwave them for seven seconds each for maximum flavor. Boy, was she right…

My opinion on these toothsome doughnuts: Where have I been? I never have had a doughnut so good. When I usually have a glazed doughnut, it’s dry and bland. It tastes like it’s been sitting out for a couple of hours with no effort put into the making of the doughnut. Krispy Kreme is the exact opposite. When I took that first bite, it was like entering the gates of heaven. Flavor heaven.

First, the doughnut seemed as if it was straight out of an oven. It could be because I microwaved it, but I had the same effect when eating a cold one. After that bite, an immediate punch of flavor hit my mouth, along with this juiciness. The juiciness of a freshly baked doughnut. The glaze on the doughnut melts inside your mouth, like an ice cube. It’s like if one person put all their care and love into this single doughnut. If this doughnut was a woman, I would marry it. Yes, it is that good. It’s so good that I’m running out of wacky phrases to describe how good it is.

In all honestly though, I don’t have anything really bad to say about them. The only thing I could think of is that they’re bad for you. But they’re doughnuts, so it is no surprise.

In my closing statements, I have to say these doughnuts were amazing. It’s just one of those foods you have to try at least once in your lifetime. If I could go back in time and steal this recipe for myself, I would. No other doughnut compares to Krispy Kreme.

Krispy Kreme is love. Krispy Kreme is life.