Gavin M Scheidler, Staff Reporter
Hello, I’m definitely a human and not not a human. I am very normal and not a lizard in a skin suit. We I mean he, definitely closes his eyelids normally and they don’t close in from the sides. His tongue stays in his mouth and doesn’t eat flies during B lunch. He is well behaved has a never eaten a human. If you see him crawling on the ground, you know that that’s just an exercise he does. He can be contacted through 22scheidlergm@rbhs208.net. He likes Iguana’s, hamsters, and spiders. Not to eat, just to play with. Hail the lizard king Gazarth, because I definitely don’t….