Jade Valadez, Staff Reporter
The inventor of clout, the savior of of human beings, starter of all things great, yes indeed, this the one and only Jade Valadez the “freshie”. Jade has completed and achieved many things so far in her life. Just at the early age of .5 seconds, Jade was able to walk, talk, and roast people at any given moment. She also plays soccer and is the leader of the National Baller Club. Jade’s a very busy person due to her usual binge watching and having to help President Trump with his tweets. Though if you must contact her, shoot her an email: [email protected]
