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The signup for the blood drive.

The signup for the blood drive.

Galen Alaks

Galen Alaks

The signup for the blood drive.

Galen Alaks, Web Editor

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RB will be hosting its second blood drive this school year February 24. Students are able to sign up  beginning February 16 in the cafeteria. Those participating in the event must be 16 years of age or older and must weigh no less than 110 pounds, and are encouraged to eat a big meal before the blood drive.

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Baked Alaksa

1 cup of dorkiness

Two cups of mismatched socks

1/2 cup of editor-in-chief

Twelve cups of spaghetti

A pinch of anxiety

Four tablepoons of plaid

One pair of glasses

Two tablespoons of nerdiness

Heck, four more cups of anxiety

One cup of love of bunnies

A touch of basil (optional)

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl. Shape into a semi-human figure. Keep frozen. DO NOT open the refrigerator. If you do, the Baked Alaksa will begin to attempt co-running a school newspaper. Keep out of reach of bunnies. Add a dash of sass for a spicier flavor.  DO NOT CONSUME: too consumed with itself. To contact a finished product, email [email protected].

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