Galen Alaks
Baked Alaksa

1 cup of dorkiness

Two cups of mismatched socks

1/2 cup of editor-in-chief

Twelve cups of spaghetti

A pinch of anxiety

Four tablepoons of plaid

One pair of glasses

Two tablespoons of nerdiness

Heck, four more cups of anxiety

One cup of love of bunnies

A touch of basil (optional)

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl. Shape into a semi-human figure. Keep frozen. DO NOT open the refrigerator. If you do, the Baked Alaksa will begin to attempt co-running a school newspaper. Keep out of reach of bunnies. Add a dash of sass for a spicier flavor.  DO NOT CONSUME: too consumed with itself. To contact a finished product, email [email protected].

Galen Alaks, Co Editor-in-Chief

May 02, 2017
Body Positivity: The reasons why Galen loves Kassie (Story)
Mar 24, 2017
Board of Education candidates discuss goals (Story)
Mar 03, 2017
RB welcome to transgender population (Media)
Feb 15, 2017
New voices rising under President Trump (Story)
Dec 19, 2016
AST starts conversation about cultural appropriation (Media)
Nov 10, 2016
RBHS students reaction to Trump’s election (Story)
Oct 25, 2016
Sign ups for the RB blood drive are now open (Media)
Oct 06, 2016
RB Band Prepares For Festival (Story/Media)
Oct 03, 2016
New Illinois discipline law affects suspension guidelines for schools (Story)
Sep 23, 2016
The wild blue (and white) yonder (Story)
Sep 21, 2016
Stratospheric schools (Story)
Sep 20, 2016
Double eclipse (Story)
Sep 19, 2016
Comfy in the clouds (Story)
Apr 26, 2016
Chromebook policy gets personal (Story)
Apr 14, 2016
Tile Tally: current/former RB students make app (Story)
Apr 05, 2016
Math Team victories add up (Story/Media)
Feb 26, 2016
Student Association blood drive helps communities (Story/Media)
Feb 19, 2016
Driving for a good cause (Story/Media)
Jan 29, 2016
RB takes on the world (Story/Media)
Jan 20, 2016
Do you love yourselfie? (Story)
Dec 16, 2015
Getting into the spirit before December (Story/Media)
Nov 23, 2015
Teaching a new test (Story/Media)
Oct 06, 2015
Homecoming 2015 wrap up (Media)
Sep 29, 2015
The Dos and Don’ts of Homecoming 2015 (Media)
Sep 22, 2015
Super Mario Maker is the tool of our dreams (Story)
Sep 18, 2015
Jurassic World smashes into theaters (Story)
Apr 29, 2015
Mario Kart 8 turns over a New Leaf (Story)
Apr 09, 2015
Crashing the party (Story)
Mar 24, 2015
Now you SEE it, now you don’t (Story)
Mar 09, 2015
A curse you want to get (Story)
Feb 26, 2015
The youngest Bulldog (Story/Media)
Feb 26, 2015
Polar Plunge gives new meaning to “go jump in a lake” (Story/Media)
Feb 12, 2015
Not-your-typical Valentine’s Day movie list (Story)
Jan 22, 2015
Alum Yeats Brannick dies in car crash (Story)
Jan 12, 2015
The Hobbit trilogy still has some fight left in it (Story)
Dec 10, 2014
RETROSPECTIVE: Getting into the spirit of things (Story/Media)
Dec 05, 2014
New Mario Kart 8 DLC links up to even greater fun (Story)
Nov 21, 2014
Heartfelt thanks to Passarella highlights Vets Day (Story/Media)
Nov 18, 2014
Cutting class (Story)
Nov 17, 2014
Digital Citizenship: Cyber spying vs cyber bullying (Story)
Oct 06, 2014
Godzilla’s domination of the screen (Story)
Sep 26, 2014
Chromebooks, will we be spared? (Story)
Sep 10, 2014
Mario Kart 8 drives you up the walls… in a good way (Story)
Sep 05, 2014
Sticking with your clubs (Story)
Free of Bull, Full of Bulldogs
Galen Alaks