Jackson Hilpp, Staff Reporter
Jackson, every Tuesday on a Friday, likes to rip his ears off and listen to the shriek of the rooster that does not exist while clapping with one hand while not clapping. At the same time as not doing all those things he rips both of his arms off with both hands and does a pull up with his arms while calculating the final digit of pi, dividing the result by 0, while eating himself out of existence and then coming back to life and becomes Arnold Schwarzenegger and relives the entire process for 100r783986827489236172986270942369857120984698327908216894217984 years. Jackson’s email is [email protected]
