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Emily J. Ryan
Emily “Arizona Ice Tea” Ryan casted in the classic 80’s vampire movie “The Lost Boys”. She slayed the hell out of the head vampire, and saved all of Santa Carla. Her favorite number since birth has been 222-2222. She loves to jump on trampolines and falling out of trees. She naps more than a sloth does, and eats pizza more than an average person. She beat the world record of sneezing for 194 days in a row by 50 more days. She even recorded an album with Wham! and One Direction. She also created the light bulb with her best friend Thomas Edison.

 

Emily Ryan is a sophomore at RBHS, and brought major swag this year when she became a new member of Clarion. She can be reached at  [email protected] or under your local bridge.

Emily Ryan, Staff Reporter

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