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APRIL FOOLS: Eco Club powers RB on rainbows and happy thoughts

Brenden Kaminski, Staff Reporter

April 4, 2012

While some have searched for solutions to RB’s budget crisis, Eco Club believes it has the answers.Amidst all of the darkness comes a shining light: Eco Club believes it can power the school with nothing but rainbows and happiness! You...

Escaped Pterodactyl Rules RB

Trent Baer, Staff Reporter

April 6, 2011

Outrage from the community poured down on the Eco Club last week when it was reported that freshman Brian Buh had been eaten by an escaped Terra-cycling Pterodactyl. The Eco Club’s Terra-Cycling program takes used chip bags a...

Border making a run for the cafeteria

Bryan Doyle, Staff Reporter

April 4, 2011

Are you sick and tired of RB’s cafeteria food, well does Clarion have some news for you! Starting on April 1, 2011 Taco Bell and Pizza hut will be setting up two stands in student café. “I love Taco Bell, I’m way too...

Poker team added as IHSA sport

Charlie Morrissey, Sports Manager

March 25, 2011

APRIL FOOL'S DISCLAIMER: The story below is intended as humor only and is not intended to be accurate.  All RB community participants in the story provided written permission for their names to appear. After several long dis...

Several hundred pillars coming to Character Counts!

Bradley Wilson, Editor-in-Chief

March 24, 2011

APRIL FOOL'S DISCLAIMER: The story below is intended as humor only and is not intended to be accurate.  All RB community participants in the story provided written permission for their names to appear. This year has been an...

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