Galen Alaks, Co Editor-in-Chief
Baked Alaksa
1 cup of dorkiness
Two cups of mismatched socks
1/2 cup of editor-in-chief
Twelve cups of spaghetti
A pinch of anxiety
Four tablepoons of plaid
One pair of glasses
Two tablespoons of nerdiness
Heck, four more cups of anxiety
One cup of love of bunnies
A touch of basil (optional)
Mix all ingredients in a large bowl. Shape into a semi-human figure. Keep frozen. DO NOT open the refrigerator. If you do, the Baked Alaksa will begin to attempt co-running a school newspaper. Keep out of reach of bunnies. Add a dash of sass for a spicier flavor. Â DO NOT CONSUME: too consumed with itself. To contact a finished product, email [email protected].
